Greetings traveller. I forgot how to cook Chicken yesterday. This is quite a big thing for me, as I’m rather fond of that particular poultry-themed bird. I feel that the Homer Simpson quote – “The more I learn, the more is pushed out of my brain” – ever more accurate. I’m 20 years old, so I really don’t think this is going to be senility.

Gamespy recently ran a ‘Most Wanted of 2008′. So I’m like, ‘yeah I’ll have a piece of that!” So here goes my top 10 (multi-platform!):

#1: Half Life 2: Episode 3 (PC)(well, it is most wanted…)
#2: Final Fantasy IV (DS)
#3: Left4Dead (PC)
#4: The-motherfucking-Forced Unleashed (PC/PS3)(…zomg)
#5: Penny Arcade – RSPoD (PC)
#6: Metal Gear Solid 4 (PS3)
#7: Gran Turismo 5 (PS3)
#8: Grand Theft Auto 4 (PS3/PC)
#9: LittleBigPlanet (PS3)
#10: Spore (PC)

#11: Crysis (PC) (I know its top ten, and not 2007, but my lame rig is not enough to chug through Crysis at the moment…)

Looking across the varied system spread there, it may be fair for me to say “Fuck the 360…” Halo 3 will keep the 360 running for a few more months I think.

Well, I hope that’s made your day better, knowing that I will play about half of these, as I’m too bitch poor to pay for the rest. Please give generously.